Choices for ticket purchasing:

1)  PRESALE: $14

This is the BEST CHOICE!  No need to show up early! No lines! Premium Seating! Just choose a show date, and click the "Buy Now" button. You're an elitist who is too good to wait in line! You pay extra because you're paying for the privilege of walking proudly past all the poor common people who are waiting to get regular dollar tickets. It's okay to laugh at them.

2) BORING: $10 at the Door

If you're going this route, we encourage you to show up early to stand in line to have your best chance at getting in. Our shows frequently sell out, and you don't want to be turned away!

Be aware, Presale Tickets are limited to only a section of the total audience! If Presale tickets are sold out, it DOES NOT mean the show is sold out. If you're at the front of the door line, you will indeed get in, as our thanks for sticking it out. But if you're at the end of the line and it's wrapped around the building . . . you better cross your fingers.

3) GAMBOL!: $0-$20 

It's not legally gambling, because there's no world in which you win money. But if you're feeling lucky, you can roll the Admission Dice to determine how much your admission ticket will cost. You roll two 8-sided dice and add them up! Mathematically speaking, the average should be $9.50 so the odds are in your favor, but you might pay anything between $2 and $16 for the risk.

Or if you're feeling PARTICULARLY BRAVE, you can go DOUBLE OR NOTHING! Roll the dice against the box office attendant. If you get a higher number, you get in for free! If the box office attendant rolls higher, then you pay double: twenty bucks. Do it. Give in to peer pressure. Do it.